Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank

1. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.

2.
Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.

3.
When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.

4.
Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.

5.
All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.

6.
Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.


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