"Merry Christmas"

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christian called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheist went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!'or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists)'Look out for the wall!'~Dave Barry