Friday, July 23, 2010

Murphy's Lotto Laws

  1. You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers
  2. The only time you win, it's pitifully small amount
  3. You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had
  4. You finally hit it big, then you die the same day
  5. Whoever wins either is already rich or has won at least once before
  6. The jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and you finally win, then you find out 3,000 other people also won first place
  7. You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket

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